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AFF Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website) AFF Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website) Agency A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers. Aircon BBBJ + Hacks (the mints sweet). Scenario: When the maseuse ask,”want aircon?” n if yes, she pop one hacks sweet into her mouth and start blowing. Amazon A tall, strong, often masculine woman. AMP Asian Massage Parlor Analinus Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus) Anal Rimming Oral stimulation of anus. Anti-Sex Pervert These are the “real” perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners. AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus) Around the world Anilingus and Fellatio. Asian Refers to Anal Rimming Asian Cowgirl Girl on top, squatting. AR Ass Rim, Anal Rimming ASAP As Soon As Possible (not sex related) ASP Adult Service Provider ASP alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF All Time Favorite ATM Ass To Mouth Aunt Flo Menstruation B Babyback Petite, young, attractive Asian. Bait and Switch Person who shows up is a different one than advertised. Baja Sur Genitals. From the spanish “the low south”. Balloons Breast implants. Bareback Without condom. Barracuda A professional prostitute who’s only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return. Batin (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means Handjob. BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom) BBBJTC Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm) BBBJTCWS Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing BBBJWF Bare Back Blow Job With Facial BBFS Bare Back Full Service (sex) BBS Barber Shop BBW Big Beautiful Woman BCD Behind Closed Doors BDSM Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism. Beret A condom. Beso Negro Anal Rimming BF Boy Friend BFA Big Fat Ass BFE Boy Friend Experience BGR Boy-Girl-Relationship Birdwatching BBBJTCWS BJ Blow Job (oral sex on a man) BL Body Lick Blackhole Anus BLS Ball Licking and Sucking Blue Pill Viagra Blue Steel Viagra BS Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil. BS Body Scrub BSD Big Swinging Dick BSW Black Street Walker BTW By the Way Butterface Everything looks good, but her face C Call Girl Outcall provider, usually implies agency. Cash and Dash ROB who takes the money and runs CBJ Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom) CC Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter) CC Credit Card CC Rider Full service provider costing $200 or less. CCL Concentration Camp Look. CD Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification CDS Covered Doggy Style CFF Chinese Friend Finder (a popular dating website) CFM Come Fuck Me, usually refer to the look of a person. CFS Covered Full Service (sex with condom) CG Call Girls CG Casino Girls CG Club Girls CH Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club Cheong Hokkien word. Originally means Charge. Used as going out for some happening stuff. Chump A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don’t be a chump! CIM Cum in Mouth Civilian A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship. CIS Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics) CKT Char Koay Teow (Local Chinese) CL Craigslist, a popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability. Clockwatcher A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. CMD Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde) CMP Chinese Massage Parlor CMT Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. COB Cum on Breast COF Cum on Face COH Cum On Hard Collar and Cuffs match Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes) Commercial Company Prostitution Completion Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion. Completo Spanish for “complete”, usually meaning with or including anal sex. COT Cum On Tits Cover Condom Covered Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.) CHHFS Covered Half Hour Full Service. Cowgirl CG, girl on top facing you. Craigslist A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability. Crime scene action Sexual activity during her period. Cruising Looking for prostitutes while driving. Cups of Coffee Releases D Dance and Dash A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn’t provide, might offer to “dance”, and leaves. Date A session with a prostitute. Date A man who patronizes prostitutes. DATO Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus DATY Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman) DDE Doesn’t Do Extras (PS only) DDF Drug and Disease Free DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous DDP Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus) Deep Throat Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is “swallowed”. Defender A poster who defends or “comes to the rescue” of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate. Delta Omega Gamma DOG. Deposit A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session. DFE Dead Fish Experience DFF Dead Fish Fuck DFK Deep French Kissing DIA Date In Asia (a dating website) DIY Do It Yourself (masturbation) Doggie Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees. Doggie Style Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees. Donation Payment to a provider Doubles A threesome with two girls and you DP Double Penetration DP Digital penetration DR The Dominican Rebublic DS Doggy Style DSL Dick Sucking Lips DT Dining at the Toes DT Deep Throat E ECR El Camino Real Ed Zachary disease A woman with an unattractive face. Ellie LE, Law Enforcement EMA Extra-Marital-Affairs. Affairs after marriage. EMP European Massage Parlor (white girls) English Spanking, etc. Enhancements Breast implants. Envelope Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall). EOM End Of Message Escort A woman who is paid for her companionship. Expats Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries. F Face painting Man ejaculates on woman’s face. Facial Cumming on partner’s face FBSM Full Body Sensual Massage FFF Refers to the strategy of “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them” FIV Finger In Vagina Five-O A police officer (uniformed or undercover). FJ Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes. FJ Fuck Job FK French Kiss, French Kissing FKK Frei KÃ¶rper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club) FL Free Lance Flake, Flaky Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues. FOB Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US) FOBU Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly FOTC Fuck Of The Century FOV Finger Outside Vagina FR Field Report, Fuck Review French Oral sex on either party. French Kissing Kissing on mouth with tongue contact French Without Oral sex without condom FS Full Service (complete sex) Full meal deal Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion. Full Service Intercourse FUTB Finger Up The Butt G Get Comfortable Get completely naked. GDP Garota de Program (working girl, on the program) GF Girl Friend GFE Girl Friend Experience GF3 Girl Friend Experience w/all three holes Glove Condom GND Girl Next Door Greek Anal sex GRO Guest Relations Officer (The Philippines) Generally refers to women in the employ of night clubs and similar establishments. A polite reference to working girls. GSM G-Spot Massage GV Geschlechtsverkehr = Intercourse (in German) H Half and Half Oral sex followed by intercourse. Hardwood Floors Clean shaven pussy. Hat Condom HC Health Center HC High Class HE Happy Ending Herb Friendly Is amenable to marijuana use. HHHJ Half Hearted Hand Job. Hidden Charges A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.) Hindu Massage (Argentina) The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion. HJ Hand Job HM High Mileage HME Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven) Hobby, The The patronizing of prostitutes. Hobbyist A man who patronizes prostitutes. Hooker Prostitute. Hostess Club A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises. HR Hand Release (a hand job) HSW Hispanic Street Walker HTUMA Her Tongue Up My Ass = The famed rim job HWP Height and Weight Proportionate I IMHO In My Humble Opinion Incall You meet the girl at their place. Independent, Indie An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances. Interpreter Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ) IPO Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review. ISO In Search Of Italian Penis rubbing between butt cheeks. J Jack Shack Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available. Jimmy Hat A condom John A man who patronizes prostitutes. K KTV Karaoke TV L Lapdog Person who worships providers to excess. L/A/S Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex. Landing Strip Description of pubic hair LBFM Little Brown Fucking Machine LC Local Chinese LCN Latin Chica Network (The chica’s mental telepathy network system, which is faster than any electronic network could ever be, although the data does experience major corruption issues during transmissions) LE Law Enforcement LEO Law Enforcement Officer LFK Light Face Kissing Little Blue Helper Viagra Little Blue Pill Viagra Little Man in a Boat Clitoris LK Light Kissing (closed mouth) LMP Licensed Massage Practitioner LOL Laugh Out Loud LOS Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand) Lot Lizards Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts. LSB Lap Sup Bar (low class bar) LT Long Time (usually overnight) LTR Long Term Relationship M Madame Proprietress of an agency. Mall, Escort Mall A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall. Mamasan Female manager of a massage parlor. Man in a boat Clitoris MBR Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG) Mediterranean Anal sex e.g. “She took me on a trip to the mediterranean.” Merkin Pubic hair wig. MG Massage Girl MIB Man in blue, law enforcement officer. Mileage A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both. MILF Mother I’d Like to Fuck. Mish Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse Missionary Man on top, girl on back. MJ Massage Job ML Make Love ML Massage Lady MMF, MFM, MFF Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male, female, female. Mohawk A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair. Monger Short for W h o r e monger. One who frequents prostitutes. See [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monger]urbandictionary.com[/url] MP Massage Parlor MP Multiple Pops (multiple releases) MPA Massage Parlor Attendant MSOG Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases) Multiple Pops She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed) N Nasi Lemak A Local Malaysian (for Malaysia only) Newbie A novice hobbyist or novice provider. NGO Non-Government Organization NGP Non Genuine Photos NL Nasi Lemak / a Local Malaysian (for Malaysia only) NMG No-Money Guys. Mongers who travel on a strict budget. Nooner A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists. No-Show Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn. No-Touch No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club) NQBC Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion. NQBS Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate. NQNS Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate. NSA No Strings Attached. O O, Os Orgasm, orgasms. Off-the-clock Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. “We had lunch off-the-clock”) OKP Or-Kui-Poh – It means a [u]Female[/u] pimp in Hokkien, a Chinese dialect, but sometimes people use OKP/OKT to describe a supervisory person who will guide you in your selection of girls in a spa. OKT Or-Kui-Tao – It means a [u]Male[/u] pimp in Hokkien, a Chinese dialect, but sometimes people use OKP/OKT to describe a supervisory person who will guide you in your selection of girls in a spa. OMFIAMP One Man’s Food Is Another Man’s Posion, (pronounced “Ohm-Fam”) ONS One NightStand OTOH On the Other Hand Outcall The girl comes to your place. Out, Outed Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone’s real name and address is posted to a public forum. OV Oralverkehr = Oral Sex (in German) OVN Overnight OWO Oral WithOut a condom OWOTC Oral Without Condom To Completion P P4P Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex. Papasan Male manager of a massage parlor. Papaya Farm Mook Kua Yuen (Cantonese) means ***** House Party Hat Condom PCC Pak Chiu Cheng, directly translated it means “Fire hand gun”, a hokkien term for masturbation PDMM Pei Du Ma Ma, PRC study mama. Mothers from Commie China that are in Singapore to supposedly look after their Children who are studying in the country. However, many of them provide sexual services to earn some money on the side. Pearl Necklace Man ejaculates on woman’s neck and/or chest PFF Pussy For Free (A non-existant fantasy) Pimp A man who solicits clients for a prostitute. Pinay a Philippine Girl. PIV Penis in Vagina PL Pathetic Loser PM Private Message sent via the Forum’s Private Message service. PO Phone Operator POF Plenty of Fish Pooner A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby. Pops, multiple She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed) POS Pussy on the Side PRC Women from the [u]P[/u]eople’s [u]R[/u]epublic of [u]C[/u]hina Provider Prostitute PS Private Show (Dance) PSE Porn Star Experience Punter British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes. PV Private Viewing (Dance) PW Pussy Wipped (A guy controlled by a girl because she gives him sex) R R & T Rub and Tug (a massage followed by a hand job) RA Relaxation Assistant Raincoat Condom RAW Sex without condom RCA Reverse Cowgirl Anal REQ Request – Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information. REV Review – Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider. Reverse Cowgirl Girl on top facing away. Reverse Half and Half Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion. Reverse Massage You massage her. Review A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service. Reverse Oral The client performs oral sex on the provider. Rimming Analingus RLD Red Light District RMP Russian Massage Parlor ROB Rip Off B i t c h ROFLMAO Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off! Roman An orgy situation. RTF Return To Fuck RTFF Read the Fucking Forum Russian Penis between breasts Russian In Australia: Short sex session, aka a “Quickie” S Safe Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe. San Juan Capistrano BBBJTC and she swallows. Sandbag, Sandbagger A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider. Sans Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ SC Strip Club Screening A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client. Self-post A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business. Self-Service Masturbation. e.g. “It was a self-service jack shack” = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate. Sensual Massage Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available. Session Paid time spent with a provider. Sex Worker Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses. SFH Sex for hire. SG Street Girls Shemale Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn’t had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect. Shill An insider posing as a satisfied customer. Shill A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider. Shots on goal Shot On Goal (one release) Sixty Nine, 69 Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously. Slam, Slammed An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider. SO Significant Other SOG Shot On Goal (one release) SOP Stantard Operating Procedure Soixante neuf 69: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously. SOMF Sat On My Face SOP Standard Operating Procedure South of the Border Gential Region Southern France BBBJ SP Service Provider Spanish ATM Ass to Mouth Spanish In Australia: Penis between breasts Spinner Very petite, thin girl. Squirting, Squirter Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates SR Sky River (for Malaysia only) SRS Sexual reassignment surgery ST Short Time STD Sexually Transmitted Disease Sting A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes. STR Short Term Relationship Street action Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location. Stroll Path frequented by street walkers. Summer Teeth Her teeth, some are there, some are not. Sunshine, Sunny Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat) SW Street Walker SW Sex Worker Sybian A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle. SYT Sweet Young Thing T Take care of business Payment is made to provider. e.g. “She wanted to take care of business first” TAMP Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor TCSS Talk Cock Sing Song Teabag Man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth. TG Transgender TGTBT Too Good To Be True THJ Topless Hand Job Throne Job Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn’t offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or “throne” for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you. Tipping required Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services. TJ Tijuana TLL Thai Love Links (a dating website) TLN Toda La Noche (“All the Night” in Spanish) TOB Tug on Balls TOFTT Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. Took one for the team A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake. TOS Take Out Service Tossing Salad analingus TP Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place Translation, translator Condom i.e. “She spoke fluent french without a translator” = BBBJ Tri-F A devotee to the “Find them, Fuck them, Forget them” strategy Trick A sex act for money. Trick A man who patronizes prostitutes. Troll Rude and hideous person Trolling Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum. Trolling The act of driving around looking for a prostitute. TS Table Shower TS Transexual TTA Tight Tan Ass Tuft Description of pubic hair. TUMA Tongue Up My Ass Turn tricks Prostitution TV Transvestite TVSW Transvestite Street Walker Two Call System For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number. U Umbrella Condom. Uncovered Without a condom. V VFM Value For Money. W WAH From Wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (Japanese) WAH Wild Ass Humping Weeklies Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger. WF Wild Fuck WG Working girl. A prostitute. White Knight A poster who defends or “comes to the rescue” of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate. Whor*monger One who habitually patronizes prostitutes. See [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*****monger]urbandictionary.com[/url] With With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ) Without Without condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ) WIR Would I Repeat, Would I Return, Would I Recommend WL Working Lady WOA Word of Advice Working girl A prostitute. WSW White Street Walker WTF What the Fuck? WYSIWYG Pronounced “Wizzy Wig”. What You See Is What You Get. Computer Geek Speek. X XOXO Kisses & Hugs Y YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results) YMMV Girl A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews. Other 1/2 and 1/2 Half and half, oral sex + full service 411 Seeking information. 420 4:20 AKA marijuana 69 Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time. Log in to Reply Add a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.